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THE UNLEY ROTARIAN: Meeting 4168 - 17 September 2019 Website: https://portal.clubrunner.ca/2039/
 Rotary Club of Unley Inc.

 District 9520 - Chartered 17 April 1935

 President:  Jason Booth: 0419 034 063
 Secretary:  Vera Holt: 0417 892 624
 Address:  PO Box 18, Unley SA 5061
 Email:  vera.holt@hotmail.com
 Meetings:  Tuesdays at 6.00 for     6.30pm
 Venue:
 Damien on Fisher, 123 Fisher Street, Fullarton SA
President Jason Booth
 

NEXT WEEK IS SPECIAL

WE HAVE SOUTH AUSTRALIA POLICE OFFICER OF THE YEAR 2019

CHIEF INSPECTOR MATT NAIRN

Our Last Meeting

 
Venue:                      Unley Museum
 
Event:                       Museum Visit
 
Guest:                       Graham Ey, Genese Mullins, Rashira Padia, Tina Rekkas
 
Attendance:               20  Members  4 Guests
 

President  Jason's Announcements

Welcome all!

The Getting of Culture at the Unley Museum

Vera Holt introduced Karen Paris, the Museum Director and Curator.
 
The Museum has now been operating for 30 years at the old Unley Fire Station which was built in 1898. The idea of a museum sprang from a 1971 centenary exhibition marking the separation of Unley and Mitcham Councils....the dream was realised 17 years later.
 
The Museum is run by Karen with the help of 25 regular volunteers. It contains 5000 objects and 10,000 photos. There are 4 main spaces. The first is the large room near the entrance which houses exhibitions, the second is the digital room and the third and fourth present highlights of Unley's history. WW1 and the impact on soldiers of the 27th Battalion, many of whom were drawn from Unley, is the current exhibition...and well done. It will be followed by cycling and then a collection of art from Tandanya. Aims of the museum include preservation of the history of Unley and being a cultural hub of the city. Contemporary art is often on display.
 
Other functions include:
 
  • hosting of school visits
  • helping with family trees
  • research on local buildings
  • information requests
  • walking and bus tours
Karen would be pleased to swell the ranks of volunteers as there are many tasks awaiting attention.
Finance is tight. There is considerable reliance on grants and awards.
 
Karen was thanked by acclamation. Members then went on a tour. It is pleasing to report that several members were successful in cracking the kids puzzle but disappointed that all that was in the safe was a red balloon!
 
Finale
Dinner at the Cremorne! The editor's calamari and the kangaroo pie worked a treat....unlike the steak.
 
Judi valiantly attempted to show John Russell how to dance Swan Lake at the dinner with zero success

 

 

Rotary News

Rotarians respond in the Bahamas

Past RI President Rassin and ShelterBox Head of Ops Alf Evans

ShelterBox Head of Operations Alf Evans, left, confers with local contacts including Past RI President Barry Rassin, right, in the Bahamas.

The destruction left behind by Hurricane Dorian is devastating. In parts of the Bahamas, literally everything is gone, replaced by piles of rubble where homes once stood. Roads blocked with debris and thousands on thousands left homeless and in need of supplies.

As Rotarians in District 7020, one of two districts that cover the Caribbean and hard-hit Bahamas, we immediately switched into assistance mode. Significant donations of supplies are funneling in from various local efforts and through international disaster relief agencies.

As this aid continues to come in, Rotary in the Bahamas is beginning to move to longer-term strategies in preparation for helping the economies to recover. We will get in to do a needs assessment as soon as access is possible and work in coordination with the government. We also plan to raise impactful funding to bring these communities back.

It will take time; but that is what Rotary is best at.

In the meantime, here are a few of the local efforts underway that Rotarians in our district have had a hand in:

  • Rotarians in Nassau have rescued, registered and sheltered more than 3,300 evacuees in New Providence and Eleuthera. Through the receiving and registration process at the airport’s main staging site, we collect information on those needing housing. We are constantly working to assess needs and fill the gap by providing resources, even working to provide non-governmental controlled shelter in private homes and vacant rental spaces. So far, we have been able to place 153 persons in hotels and private homes. We have many Rotarians and Rotaractors who are working at kiddie play area, helping to facilitate expedited processing for those with babies or in wheelchairs.
  • Nassau Rotarians were also able to purchase eight bunk beds for The Ranfurly Home for Children to assist in preparing a room that will now be home to 17 children evacuated from the Grand Bahama Children’s Home.
  • In Grand Bahama, the water plant in Freeport undertaken as a global grant 10 years ago was the first water available in Freeport after Dorian.
  • Following an emergency meeting held on 3 September, Rotary members in the British Virgin Islands, under the leadership of their district governor, will be launching a major fundraising effort to help victims of Hurricane Dorian in the Bahamas. This will include a live telethon to be held on Tuesday, 10 September.
  • Disaster Aid Canada, Disaster Aid USA and Disaster Aid UK&I are working together with local Rotarians to provide shelter and comfort. Tents that were pre-positioned in Nassau have been set up for evacuees with the assistance of Rotary clubs in the Bahamas. An additional 50 to 100 tents, tarps, water systems, bed packs, and hygiene items have been sent. Rotarians have erected 16 tents at the main receiving site for evacuees. In the near future, international volunteers will use these as their living quarters as they give their time to support national relief efforts.

The Bahamian people are amazingly resilient and will get through this no matter how long it takes. Rotarians here and around the world have surrounded us with love and empathy and an outpouring of well wishes and offers of support. Once again I am inspired by Rotarians and their willingness to step up and make other people’s lives better. I am proud to be a Rotarian.

Editor’s Note: Rotary’s disaster relief partner ShelterBox has sent a team to the Bahamas to work with Rotary members, local contacts, and other organizations to assess damage, evaluate recovery options, and determine needs for emergency shelter. Watch a video update from the team. Learn more about what Rotary members are doing to help disaster victims around the world.

Our Upcoming Meetings

Tuesday 24 September 2019 6 for 6.30pm Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Matt Nairn, SA Police Officer of the Year 2019 Partners welcome
Chair: Bob Mills......Set up, Welcome and Apologies: Robyn Carnachan & Jerry Casburn
 
Tuesday 1 October 2019 6 for 6.30pm Damien on Fisher
Event: Rotary Youth Leadership Award presentation
Chair: Bob Mills...….Set up, Welcome and Apologies: Judi Corcoran & Virginia Cossid
 
Tuesday 8 October 2019 6 for 6.30pm Damien on Fisher
TBA
Chair: Bob Mills...….Set up, Welcome and Apologies: Judi Corcoran & Virginia Cossid
 
Apologies to: Jerry Casburn by e-mail jerry@thecasburns.com.au  or  0407 646 396
Meeting Enquiries to: Secretary Vera Holt on 0412 071 208 or email to unley.secretary@rotaryclub.org.au
Venue Set-up Enquiries to: Bulletin Editor Stephen Baker on 0403 687 015

Saturday Thrift Shop Roster

 
Early Shift: 10.00am to 1.00pm    Late Shift: 1.00pm to 4.00pm 
 
Week 1: 5 October 2019
Early: Vera Holt & Jerry Casburn |  Late: Robyn Carnachan + (John Peacham) 
 
Week 2: 11 October 2019
Early: Greg Mcleod & (John Kikkert)|  Late: Wendy Andrews & Heather Kilsby
 
Week 3: 21 September 2019
Early: David Middleton & Nathan White  |  Late: Pam Trimmer & Ken Haines 
 
Week 4: 28 September 2019
Early: Stephen Baker & Judi Corcoran |  Late: Rhonda Hoare & Jason Booth
 
Week 5: 
Early: Bob Mullins & Wendy Andrews |  Late: Jerry Casburn & Reno Elms
 
Rotarians, who are unable to attend as rostered, please arrange a swap or as a very last resort contact: Pam Trimmer (T) 8293 2612; (M) 0415 238 333; e-mail: pamela.trimmer@bigpond.com

Bunnings Mile End Barbeque

ALL the Bunnings Mile End Barbeque shifts are from 8am to 5pm
Next Date: Monday 30 September
Morning shift: 8.00am – 12.30pm | Afternoon shift: 12.30 – 5pm
 
The next Mitre 10 BBQ (now first Saturday of each month) will be on 5 October
 

The Tale End.……

Response from the UK General Medical Council on Brexit

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should Brexit take place?

The Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Brexiters had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that May’s proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought it was all a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Parliament.

 
 

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf is Better than Sex …and he knows what he is talking about!


#10 ...   A below par performance is considered damn good. 
#09 ...   You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. 
#08 ...   It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 
#07 ...   Foursomes are encouraged. 
#06 ...   You can still make money doing it as a senior. 
#05 ...   Three times a day is possible. 
#04 ...   Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. 
#03 ...   If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day. 
#02 ...   You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

 
             And the NUMBER ONE  reason why golf is better than sex...  When your equipment gets old you can replace it!