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THE UNLEY ROTARIAN: Meeting 4190 - 3 March 2020 Website: https://portal.clubrunner.ca/2039/
 Rotary Club of Unley Inc.

 District 9520 - Chartered 17 April 1935

 President:  Jason Booth: 0419 034 063
 Secretary:  Vera Holt: 0417 892 624
 Address:  PO Box 18, Unley SA 5061
 Email:  vera.holt@hotmail.com
 Meetings:  Tuesdays at 6.00 for     6.30pm
 Venue:
 Damien on Fisher, 123 Fisher Street, Fullarton SA
President Jason Booth
 

Our Last Meeting

 
Venue:                    Damien on Fisher
 

Event:                     Club Planning

 
Guests:                  
 
Attendance:           22  Members  Guests 

 

Announcements by President Elect Sorel

None
 

Club Planning

What was billed as Club Consultation and Planning Meeting morphed into a Club Assembly under the leadership of President Elect Sorel Coward, in the chair in absence of President Jason. This avoided some of the fireworks of previous Club Consultations, so non members could probably have attended, and while this deprived your humble scribe of the opportunity for sharp satire and provocative prose, it made for an interesting evening nevertheless. Club Assemblies get a bad ‘boring’ rap, but it’s invariably refreshing to hear what the club is doing on many fronts.
 
For example, external to the club’s own agenda, el Presidente Jason, along with Jerry Casburn, Brendan Kenny, and John Kikkert are all currently in Nepal restoring the eye sight of many. And Ex Pres Trevor and Fay Reid were away beating the bushes at other Rotary clubs to get support for Faye’s Solomon Islands project. These absences along with Mavis, who was reported to have had a turn requiring medical intervention, and the usual scribe Stephen Baker, who’s holidaying, kept the numbers for the evening down to 22 members (more than the 12 who said they were coming). Naturally, our thoughts are with Mavis and we wish her a speedy recovery.
 
Sorel opened the meeting and chose the rub our noses in our drubbing at the hands of the Mitcham club on the green. This was amply reported in the last newsletter and didn’t require revisiting.
 
The representatives (if not always the chairs) of the various club committees did well to provide reports extemporaneously, given the complete lack of notice that such reports would be required.
 
Robyn Carnachan (Community Committee) advised that a group had visited TocH (herself, Sorel, Vivian, Graham, Patsy and Chris) where they undercoated the rec centre and interacted with the disadvantaged young folk in attendance to their mutual benefit. Robyn had also visited Treasure Box’s new premises. We have been a major supporter donating a trailer and shelving and Robyn advised they are now desperately in need of clothing for young teens (other age groups being amply catered for).
She will be visiting Wheel Chair Sports where we have covered their cost of hall hire for the year to see how they’re going.
 
Leonie Kewen reported on the activities of the Vocational and Youth Committee who are currently trying to get our well-heeled club to loosen the purse strings to sponsor a youthful person for an experience on the One and All. She advised the organisation for this year’s Police Officer of the Year is starting and she hoped the overall cost would be a little less than the $2,200 spent last year. Newly inducted member Chris Davis is helping with the organisation and will also be helping with the organisation of next year’s Pride of Workmanship event (that will not be running in 2020).
 
She also spoke of the Fish Tank event run by the Council and sponsored by us to the tune of $1,600. The showcase for young entrepreneurs is both worthwhile and impressive. This year’s event will be on April 7th at the Capri Theatre at 10 am, and Rotarians are encouraged to attend.
 
Heather Kilsby reporting on behalf of the Membership Committee told us they have  two new members lined up and that shew is continuing the successful coffee chats every 2nd and 4th Friday of the month at the Unley Shopping Centre.
 
John Peacham was the member of the International Committee who told us about Trevor and Faye’s efforts to drum up support for the Solomon Islands project.
 
Rhonda Hoare informed us the Programme Committee exists and that surprised me because I thought guest speakers just turned up each week of their own volition, so go figure!  The committee is looking for feedback on the programme so far and for suggestions about Vocational visits. Bob Mullins suggested revisiting the Army Museum, and in an aside to me reminisced about our visit to the ABC where we got to sit in the studio while the evening show was on the air. Val thought a visit to CFS Headquarters would be interesting, and Greg McLeod suggested that Robyn might like to drag the club along with her next time she visits Treasure Box.
 
And just as the absence of Punch means that no show has been performed, no Club Assembly, Consultation or Planning Meeting would be complete without the Thrift Shop being discussed. This time Graham told us of the efforts to negotiate more favourable terms with the landlord of the shit hole currently inhabited by our most lucrative fund raising venture. There was some confusion about what was being proposed and some discussion about whether we would make more precious lucre if we moved to something less shitty. This inconclusive outcome wasn’t surprising because the issues are complex, and we’re fortunate we have skilled members diligently working through them.
 

Spots

None

Finale

The meeting ended with new member Chris winning the unlucky cards draw and getting the money. It’s unfortunate that he has peaked so early, as most people seem to go for years without winning the money. This early success has just set him up for a lifetime of disappointment. Geoff Hill won the chocolate bar. Bob Mills told a joke about Cancer and Aids, and President Elect Sorel brought the meeting in for a landing almost exactly on time. Well done by her and all contributors.
I didn’t take any pictures so those who were there will have to close their eyes and relive the event and those who weren’t will just have to use their imagination. They know what we look like.

ROTARY NEWS

Halfway around the world in 36 days

 
On 2 June 2019, Lee Harman and Bill Ward set off from the Great Wall of China outside Beijing. Their destination, the Place Vendôme in Paris, lay 9,779 bumpy, muddy, dusty miles away. Their vehicle: a car built before either of them was born. This was Day 1 of the Peking to Paris Motor Challenge, also known as P2P, a classic car rally that re-creates a 1907 race famed as one of the first automobile endurance events.
 
Harman and Ward’s P2P story began at a 2016 Christmas party of Morgan Owners Group Northwest — a club for enthusiasts of classic cars made by England’s Morgan Motor Co. After a couple of fellow “Morganeers” discussed their own experience doing P2P, Harman and Ward were captivated. Harman, a longtime member of the Rotary Club of Arlington, Washington, suggested doing the rally to raise money for polio eradication. “I’m a physician, and I’ve been involved with PolioPlus since I was a brand-new Rotarian,” he says.
When they crossed the finish line in central Paris on 7 July, Harman and Ward had raised an estimated $50,000 for End Polio Now. 
 
There was just one problem: “We didn’t have a car between us that was appropriate for that kind of exercise,” says Ward, a retired U.S. Army field artillery officer who worked for the Washington state government. After much searching, they found a beauty: a 1931 Ford Model A Victoria — which they dubbed “Miss Vicky” — that already had some of the safety upgrades necessary for their epic journey. But there was much more tinkering to come.
Over the next two years, Harman and Ward made 54 major modifications to Miss Vicky. “The car was pretty much totally rebuilt with new parts or new pieces, including auxiliary fuel tanks and fuel systems and on and on and on,” Harman says. The original suspension got extra attention and replacement parts.
 
To verify that Miss Vicky could handle traversing Asia and Europe, Harman and Ward took it for what Ward called a “shakedown cruise” — a nautical term for a performance test of a ship. In 2018, they drove from Washington state to Toronto for the Rotary International Convention. “We went all the way up Pikes Peak and back to prove the car was ready,” Harman says.
 
Car guys like Harman and Ward know what it takes to drive long distances. Harman’s road warrior mentality even applies to other modes of transportation: He has flown a plane from London to Brisbane, Australia, and ridden a motorcycle from Kyiv, Ukraine, to Italy. But P2P isn’t like other long-distance travel. In fact, it’s not even a race — it’s a rally. In this kind of competition, the goal each day is not to arrive first; it’s to arrive at a specific location at a precise time. If a car arrives before or after its designated time, the team loses points, and at the end, the team with the fewest deductions wins. “If you show up early, it means you were speeding, and you get deducted a lot of points,” Harman says. “If you show up on time, you get deducted no points. If you show up late, you get deducted points, but not as many as if you show up early. By the third week we had 4,000 demerits, but we were still fourth in our subgroup and 18th out of 31 in our group of vintage automobiles. We didn’t do badly for novices.”
 
Lee Harman (at right in top left photo) and Bill Ward (at left) consulted with a Ford Model A guru in Texas before buying Miss Vicky. Restoring the car, they got help from a group of fellow gearheads on Camano Island, Washington, including a master mechanic for Model A’s and Model T’s. During the rally, when they weren’t conducting major repairs or scrutinizing the detailed directions, they carried on extended conversations about “politics, air pollution, world population distribution, you name it,” recalls Ward.
Images courtesy of Lee Harman and Bill Ward
Another difference between road-tripping and rallying is the role of the passenger. In a rally, the person in the passenger seat is in charge of more than music and snacks — he or she is the navigator, a vital role. Each P2P team is given a tour book with detailed instructions that are accurate to the hundredth of a kilometer. “To get from point A to point B, there might be 300 or 400 instructions per day,” Harman says.
 
“We never failed to get lost going into a city or coming out of a city, because in most places we couldn’t read the road signs and the instructions were very tight,” Ward says. “You’re doing 35 miles an hour in traffic on a four-lane street. If you’re supposed to be in the left lane to turn but you’re not, you’ve got to backtrack and come back around. Those kinds of things keep you pretty busy.”
 
Breakdowns are also inevitable when you push an antique automobile to its limits. Along the route — which ran from China through Mongolia, Siberian Russia, Kazakhstan, back into Russia, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, and France — Harman and Ward had to make plenty of roadside repairs. There was a dramatic tire blowout, two ruptured hydraulic brake lines, a blown head gasket, a tailpipe that fell off. Outside Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia, the team was on a highway when it hit a speed bump at the bottom of a hill and caught air. “But it wasn’t the first speed bump that got us,” Harman says. “That speed bump launched us into a second speed bump. It was like skiing moguls. We came crashing down. The metal part of the Model A is attached to a wooden subframe, which we broke. The doors wouldn’t close until we got it fixed.”
 
But for all the rough roads, most of the accommodations were surprisingly high-end — organizers put up the teams in luxury hotels. “One of the most luxurious places we stayed was in Erenhot, China,” Harman says. “It was absolutely amazing.” In the middle of Mongolia, hundreds of miles from any large town, the P2P participants camped out. Yet even here, teams enjoyed catered meals and bottles of fine wine at their campsites.
 
That was also the country that the two friends found most captivating. “Mongolia has magnificent scenery,” Ward says. Harman agrees: “It’s best described as what Montana must have looked like 150 years ago — no fencing, desolate and beautiful, just gorgeous.”

After 36 days, Miss Vicky crossed the finish line in central Paris on 7 July. Harman and Ward had raised an estimated $50,000 for End Polio Now, and they had accomplished their two other goals: “One, arrive in Paris having driven the whole route by ourselves under our own power,” Harman says. “There were 106 entrants: 103 made it to Paris, 21 under their own power who had never been towed or had ignominiously ridden on the back of a flatbed truck. Vicky was one of the 21.”

Our Upcoming Meetings

Tuesday 10 March 2020 6 for 6.30pm at Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Les Dennis - Second Chances  
Chair: Bob Mills...…Set-up and Welcome: Dennis Liddle and Trevor McGuirk  
 
Tuesday 17 March 2020 6 for 6.30pm at Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Graham Ey - First Aid On The Run
Chair: Bob Mills...…Set-up and Welcome: Greg McLeod and David Middleton  
 
Tuesday 24 March 2020 6 for 6.30pm at Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Tim Thompson - Sculpture in Bronze 
Chair: Bob Mills...…Set-up and Welcome: Greg McLeod and David Middleton  
 
Apologies to: Sorel Coward in Jerry's absence 0408 406 558                                                      (Jerry Casburn by e-mail jerry@thecasburns.com.au  or  0407 646 396)
Meeting Enquiries to: Secretary Vera Holt on 0417 892 624 or email to unley.secretary@rotaryclub.org.au
Venue Set-up Enquiries to: Bulletin Editor Stephen Baker on 0403 687 015

Saturday Thrift Shop Roster

Early Shift: 10.00am to 1.00pm    Late Shift: 1.00pm to 4.00pm 
 
Week 1: 7 March 2020
Early: Vera Holt & Chris Davis (Jerry Casburn) |  Late: Robyn Carnachan & Leonie Kewen 
 
Week 2: 14 March 2020
Early: Greg Mcleod & Virginia Cossid |  Late: Wendy Andrews & Heather Kilsby
 
Week 3: 21 March 2020
Early: David Middleton & Nathan White  |  Late: Pam Trimmer & Ken Haines 
 
Week 4: 28 March 2020
Early: Stephen Baker & Judi Corcoran |  Late: Rhonda Hoare & Jason Booth
 
Week 5:
Early: Bob Mullins & Wendy Andrews |  Late: Jerry Casburn & Reno Elms
 
Rotarians, who are unable to attend as rostered, please arrange a swap or as a very last resort contact: Pam Trimmer (T) 8293 2612; (M) 0415 238 333; e-mail: pamela.trimmer@bigpond.com

Bunnings Mile End Barbeque

ALL the Bunnings Mile End Barbeque shifts are from 8am to 5pm
Next Date: Monday 30 March
Morning shift: 8.00am – 12.30pm | Afternoon shift: 12.30 – 5pm
 
The next Mitre 10 BBQ (first Saturday of each month) will be on  7 March  
 

The Tale End.……One Liners of Jimmy Carr

"I did a sponsored walk once. In the end, I'd managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi."

"My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying, 'Random accidents ahead'; 'Life's a lottery, Be lucky.'"

"I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"I'm not being condescending. I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand."

"Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout, but you also don't die."

"I saw a charity appeal in The Guardian the other day, and it read, 'Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water.' And I couldn't help thinking, 'she should move.'"

"I like to go into The Body Shop and shout out really loud, 'I've already got one!'"

"I did a gig in the US once for the homeless. I said, 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'"

"I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's problem."

"I went up to the airport information desk and said 'How many airports are there in the world?'"

"Throwing acid is wrong. In some people's eyes."

"A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street and said 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'alright, but we're not going to get much done.'"

"When someone close to you dies, move seats."

"British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray."

"I live near a remedial school. There's a sign that says, 'slow - children'. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side... they can't read it."

"I saw that show 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I'd have thought the obvious one was, 'shout for help.'"

"Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."

"My Dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen."

"David Cameron says he'll put a cap on immigrants coming into the UK. That's wrong. Immigrants should be allowed to wear what they like."

"I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them. I was lying to get sex."

"My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike."