Please ensure that you respond promptly to the invitation to our next meeting...............by tomorrow evening would be outstanding!
Our Last Meeting
Venue: Clarence Gardens Bowling Club
Event: The 51 year bowling war with RC Mitcham
Visiting Rotarians: Briony Casburn (Seaford), John Holds (Whyalla)
Guests: Ours…..Michael Blackeby, Graeme Kewen
Attendance: 14 Members 4 Guests and a bowling rink full of Mitchamites
President Heather’s Announcements
May the best team win! [Really smart politics because that is exactly what they did!].
The bowling challenge at Clarence Gardens Bowling Club
This is a sad tale of outstanding heroism, akin to the stand at Mafeking. Against insurmountable odds our bowling team fought valiantly to withstand the onslaught.

There was a deliberate effort to feed us well, and dull our competitiveness.......this succeeded. It must be said that they prepared their pitches (greens) to be lightening fast as was the case with the Australian pitches for the visiting English cricket team. This strategy worked a treat with back injuries being sustained hauling our balls from the drains. We play better when the chips are down, but unfortunately the weather was perfect.
All in all it was a very pleasant night with good food and good company......and flashes of bowling brilliance by the enemy. The final result was 43 - 12 in Mitcham's favor. Nothing more can be said but to congratulate Mitcham on their winning effort. Planning for next year must include bowling practice and karate. Note the picture above with trophy handover to Mitcham President Roy Schmidt (right) with organiser Peter Dry (left)......Mitcham is not aware that the trophy is about to loose its head.......and we will keep it a secret.
The meeting closed early at 8.50pm......about 2 hours too late.
Calperum Club visit 23 - 25 February
Timing was perfect............19 intrepid explorers arrived after a serious storm blew through Renmark on Thursday night. They all came determined to sort out the wheat from the chaff......or was it the living from the dead.....trees that is? Below is Jerry's report:
Unley Rotary Club
Calperum Trip -February 23rd to 25th 2018
Nineteen enthusiastic Greenies from Unley, spent the weekend of February 23rd to 25th at Calperum Station learning our newly allocated role of managing a tree health program. Of these, we had Unley members Graham and Patsy Beckett, Valerie Bonython and Sheila Evans as providers of sustenance. Tree health evaluators Sorel Coward, Judi Corcoran, Trevor McGuirk and Jerry Casburn. Also accompanying the team were Graham Ey, Briony Casburn, two youth exchange students, Clara Scheele and Luisa Lorencini, Briony and Jerry’s granddaughter Ella and five young professionals who we hope will form the nucleus of a new group involved with the club. All of the additional members of the group helped with the tree evaluation programme. The training was conducted by Dr Grant Whiteman from the Australian Landscape Trust and his partner Judy.
Accommodation was in the dormitories and in Rotary House. The weekend was fantastic with lots of fun, witty repartee and lots of great food. Plus, the odd glass of lubricant red wine.
Our real task began on Saturday with an explanation of our planned involvement from Grant, followed by visits to four different sites over the rest of Saturday and the following Sunday morning. At each site Grant explained the varying stages of tree life, ranging from long time dead to healthy, over six grades, being 0-5. Our duty was to assess the health of a number of tagged trees at each site. Grant separated the group into four and each covered an assessment of the trees in the area. Returning to the start we then made a comparison of the assessments made by each group. Showing our star qualities, the groups had a 98 to 99% agreement. Our final site was at the Woolpoolool Swamp which is the site of an experiment in creating a lake as a water source for surrounding trees. This will be our patch and we will return three to four times a year to conduct an assessment of changes in the tree health. The project is funded by the Federal Government and they are pumping water from the Murray into the lake on a regular basis.
The additional members worked well alongside the Unley tree evaluators and everyone really enjoyed their time in the outback. As a little light relief canoes were available, and the younger members of the team took advantage.
Our final assessment arrived on Wednesday morning and I quote from an email from Grant:
“I forgot to mention when Peter Kale (Calperum Manager) and I talked that I have handed the tree health data over, and that he was very happy as it will help him with reporting on outcomes of watering projects. He is also happy about the idea of Unley adopting Woolpolool Swamp as a monitoring site.
Please convey his appreciation to Club members. Dr Grant Whiteman”
Editor's note......bit worried about this swamp Grant and Jerry!
Below is a series of photos to which the editor has added captions but you may wish to insert your own.
Casey's camp (fisherman's palace)........Trevor's dream home......only minor maintenance needed
Instruction time.........how to recognise a green leaf.....note the casual stance of Jerry because he already knew the difference.

Some with poor eyesight needed to get closer to the living organisms while others could find the dead ones with their feet on the ground.
Looking for healthy trees in all the wrong places
Some would reckon tree assessments are best done by robots (cuts out human error) but on the right is the catastrophic result of poor navigation.....excused as storm damage.
From all accounts it was a terrific weekend and everyone thoroughly enjoyed the experience. The good news is that most of the living trees are still alive after the safari.
Rotary News
SURF’s up: Who says Rotary can’t be fun?
By Brett Morey, chair of Surfers Unite Rotarian Fellowship and past president of the Rotary Club of La Jolla Golden Triangle, California, USA Posted on
February 20, 2018 by
Rotary International
Have you ever thought of turning a hobby or passion into something even more beneficial through Rotary? I am a third generation Californian and grew up bodyboarding at Huntington Beach and Del Mar, before starting to surf 34 years ago. Back in May, I got this crazy idea to do something with my interest in surfing.
For years, we’ve all heard Rotary leaders talk about making Rotary fun, bringing youth into Rotary, and pushing our membership beyond 1.2 million members worldwide. It struck me, why not create a Rotary Fellowship that generates exciting activities and involves those we mentor through Youth Service programs? If there’s one thing I’ve learned as a member of Rotary, it’s that anything is possible.
So I called staff at Rotary International Headquarters in Evanston, Illinois, USA, and at their urging, attended the 2017 Rotary International Convention in Atlanta. Roaming the halls and mingling in the House of Friendship, I collected more than 150 signatures on a surfboard, and meet with several Rotarians active in Rotary Fellowships including Curtis Reinhardt from Arroyo Grande and Colin Weeks from the United Kingdom. We assembled an amazing leadership team of Rotarians from Hawaii, the United States, Australia, Mexico, and Kenya, and with the help of Scott Carr, our governor in District 5340, Surfers Unite Rotarian Fellowship (SURF) was born.
Since then, we have made tremendous strides. We have been approved and recognized by Rotary International. We have already completed 16 events, established our
website, and grown in membership daily. We now have more than 320 members in over 20 countries. Our mission is to connect Rotarians interested in surfing, and attract youth into Rotary, while raising funds for Rotary causes.
More than 25 Rotarians, Rotaractors, and Interactors take part in a 100 Wave Challenge for Boys to Men Mentoring in September, sponsored by SURF.
On 27 January, more than 30 SURF members gathered to support the Boys to Men Mentoring Foundation with a 1 Wave Challenge and 5K Beach Run. Rotarians from several clubs, Rotaractors from University of California San Diego, and Interactors from James Madison and University City high schools took part in an attempt to set a world record by exceeding 110 surfers on the same wave at the same time. Sadly, even with 172 surfers, we weren’t able to grab the record. But we did have tons of fun and raised $90,000 for charity!
Rotary Upcoming Events
Districts 9500 and 9520 Conference in the Barossa 23 - 25 March 2018
Our Upcoming Meetings
Tuesday 6 March 2018 6 for 6.30pm at Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Brian Wheeler Royal Flying Doctor Service plus Shkiba Nasery (RYLA)
Chair: Sorel Coward | Set-up, Welcome & Attendance: Dennis Liddle & Trevor McGuirk
Tuesday 13 March 2018 6 for 6.30pm at Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Clara Scheele Long Term Youth Exchange plus Amy Tregenza & Aaron Rutherford National Youth Science Forum
Chair: Chad Leader | Set-up, Welcome & Attendance: David Middleton & Bob Mills
Tuesday 20 March 2018 6 for 6.30pm at Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Rebecca Sullivan Bush Tucker
Chair: Jason Booth | Set-up, Welcome & Attendance: David Middleton & Bob Mills
Usual Meeting Venue: Damien on Fisher, 123 Fisher Street, Fullarton SA 5063. Ensure that a response is given to each meeting invitation.
Apologies to: Stephen Baker by e-mail sandbbaker@internode.on.net or 0403 687 015
Meeting Enquiries to: Secretary Greg McLeod on 0417 811 838 or email to unley.secretary@rotaryclub.org.au
Venue Set-up Enquiries to: Bulletin Editor Stephen Baker on 0403 687 015
Saturday Thrift Shop Roster
Early Shift: 10.00am to 1.00pm Late Shift: 1.00pm to 4.00pm
Week 1: 3 March 2018
Early: David Middleton & Jerry Casburn | Late: Heather Klisby (Robyn Carnachan) & Rachel Harding
Week 2: 10 March 2018
Early: Greg McLeod & Chad Leader | Late: Wendy Andrews & Heather Kilsby
Week 3: 17 March 2018
Early: Nathan White & Vera Holt | Late: Pam Trimmer & Ken Haines
Week 4: 24 March 2018
Early: Stephen Baker (& Judi Corcoran) | Late: Ken Haines (Rhonda Hoare & Sheila Evans)
Week 5: 31 March 2018
Early: Bob Mullins & David Pisoni | Late: Jerry Casburn & Reno Elms
Rotarians, who are unable to attend as rostered, please arrange a swap or as a very last resort contact:
Pam Trimmer (T) 8293 2612; (M) 0415 238 333; e-mail: pamela.trimmer@bigpond.com
Bunnings Mile End Barbeque
ALL the Bunnings Mile End Barbeque shifts are from 8am to 5pm
Next Date: Monday 19 March
Morning shift: 8.00am – 12.30pm | Afternoon shift: 12.30 – 5pm
The next Mitre 10 BBQ will be on Saturday 10 March
The Tale End
This is the latest signage for Ministers' offices in Canberra
Heavenly call
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.
He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney. 'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'
'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?'
Heroism
Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one – I just had another fight with the little woman.'
'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'
'When it was over’, Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'
'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'