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THE UNLEY ROTARIAN: Meeting 4345 - 11 July 2023   Website: https://portal.clubrunner.ca/2039/
 Rotary Club of Unley Inc.

 District 9510 - Chartered 17 April 1935

 President:  John Peacham 0431 618 359
 Secretary:  Greg McLeod 0417 811 838
 Address:  PO Box 18, Unley SA 5061
 Email:  secretary@unleyrotary.org.au
 Meetings:  Tuesdays at 6.00 for 6.30pm
 Venue:
 Castello's Cucina, 123 Fisher Street, Fullarton SA

 
President John Peacham 0431 618 359
 
 

Next Week - The State Opera - Mark Taylor

Last Meeting
 
Venue:                    Castello's Cucina, Living Choice
 
Guest Speaker:      Doug Castle
 
Guests:                   Sandy Castle and Di Duke
 
Attendance:            20 members 2 guests

Opening

Garry Taylor was this week's guest invocateur and got off to a rousing start, receiving a spontaneous round of applause after saying some really good stuff, only to advise that he had more to say (more's the pity). A relief round of applause greeted what was incorrectly perceived the  end of the invocation, but the meeting was further disappointed to hear that we weren't nearly done yet. The finale finally came with a promise of the fun to come from being in Rotary. We live in hope.
 
President John then opened the meeting.

The Joy of Birding - Doug Castle

Paul Duke introduced his long term friend Doug Castle, a dentist from Mt Gambier and a 35 year member of the Rotary Club of Mt Gambier (the second oldest club in South Australia preceded by the Adelaide version and succeeded by Unley). He and his wife Sandy have retired from dentistry and Rotary and moved back to Adelaide from whence they came originally.
 
Their joint passion if birding (not to be confused with twitching). Twitchers watch birds and birders photograph them. Birding has taken them to most parts of Australia and to some foreign climes. Of the 900 known different species of birds in Oz the Castles have snapped 580 of them, and while they concede they won't get them all (given the remoteness or extreme shyness of some species or the fact they are mainly seen at sea), they are still having a crack at finding more.
 
Serious birding requires more than pulling out your mobile phone and fumbling to take a photo of a bird before it flies away. To do it well you need serious equipment big cameras (these days of the digital variety that can take  hundreds of snaps a minute), camouflaged bags you can hide in with just your camera sticking out, and pop up tent like hides you can take anywhere. It also requires being uncomfortable for extended periods and often getting down very close to the ground because a good bird photo is taken at the eye level of the bird. And getting down and dirty by lying in mud is sometimes required.
 
Birding could be compared to fishing, finding a good spot, hunkering down and waiting. It requires great patience and the ability to remain silent for considerable periods, both clearly a good recipe for a happy marriage.
 
Doug's presentation primarily consisted of a wonderful display of photographs with startling and exciting moments captured, many with beautiful colours and all with exquisite clarity and detail. Doug took us on a photographic tour de force, showing many of the places they have been (sometimes several times) in pursuit of the perfect shot. It was also occasionally accompanied by the sounds of birds singing that he later revealed had come from the internet. 
 
It all added to an enchanting experience that truly exceeded expectations.
 
And there's more. Sandy, as well as being a dab hand with the camera is  a talented artist, so she not only captures birds digitally, she then renders them of canvas (or something else) using watercolours and pencil. She has donated on of her pieces to the club in the expectation that it will be used to raise some money. 
 
 
Spots
 
Jerry Casburn: thanked those who had offered to help get Robert Freak's garden in order, and advised the street number is actually 41 not 43 as previously advised. I may have got that the wrong way round, but there will be a sign.
 
He also told us he was going to have a wine tasting at the meeting but now he wasn't going to do so. Should have just shut up about it in my opinion so we wouldn't all have been so crest fallen, but it is good to hear we are auditioning for this year's wine release. (PS I was going to give you all an ice cream next week, but I have decided not to).
 
Chris Davis: brought us up to date with preparations for POOTY (Police Officer of the Year - not POOFTA as past president Mavis Martin once mistakenly called it). We currently have 8 nomination and are moving towards the presentation on 8th September.
 
He also confirmed the Pride of Workmanship Awards will be held at Jack's on Unley on 25th July and it will be in place of our regular meeting. Lots of nominees, all very exciting.

Finale

Jerry Casburn won the money and Judy Barton took home a chocolate frog for Richard to enjoy.
 
With time to spare President John told us all a joke and let us out early.

Rotary International News   

Rotary-USAID Partnership amplifies complementary strengths

Rotary’s long and successful strategic partnership with the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) to improve access to safely managed water, sanitation, and hygiene (WASH) illustrates how public-private partnerships can improve impact in the communities we serve and expand services and support beyond what Rotary members could do alone.

The ability to leverage the strengths of all partners is what determines whether a partner is the right one, says Erica Gwynn, the area of focus manager for water and sanitation at Rotary.

“If you do partnerships right,” Gwynn says, “one plus one shouldn’t equal two. The impact of partnerships should be multiplicative, not just additive.”

For Rotary, partners provide benefits such as permanent staffing, expertise, and a foundation that allows Rotary members to focus on activities that capitalize on their grass roots presence. Ensuring that people have access to clean water is a huge global issue. About 2.2 billion people around the world lack access to safe drinking water, and more than a billion more don’t have safe sanitation. The consequences are deadly: Diseases from contaminated water account for one in nine child deaths, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Rotary members have worked for decades with local communities and governments to improve access to clean water, sanitation, and hygiene. Our members have given more than 25,000 volunteer hours, contributing their skills and leadership to building water and sanitation systems, strengthening oversight, and helping communities adopt healthy behaviors.

However, Rotary members also recognize that smart partnerships leverage the resources and expertise of others to reach more people and increase the likelihood that those effects will stand the test of time. Partners like USAID work at the national level, building and strengthening monitoring systems and policy. Together, they assist national and local governments to deliver stronger and more sustainable WASH services.

Ron Denham, a founding member of the Water, Sanitation, and Hygiene Rotary Action Group, understood this. At the 2006 World Water Forum in Mexico, he approached USAID, which is the world’s largest government development agency. USAID could bring more technical expertise such as data collection, monitoring, and engaging with governments to the Rotary members’ expansive community connections that are invaluable in gaining people’s trust and implementing change.

“I told them, a partnership between Rotary and USAID is a natural fit,” recalls Denham. “We could do wonders together.” The idea began to take shape. Rotary had a long commitment to community health and USAID had more technical expertise, funding, and the infrastructure. Two years later, Rotary and USAID made the partnership official.

Since then, the organizations have committed millions of dollars — an estimated US$18 million by 2025 — to help more than 450,000 people gain access to more sustainable clean water, sanitation, and hygiene services. When funding for a program ends, Rotary members continue to work with all involved to ensure that the water and sanitation services are sustained. 

They also keep building alliances that center the needs of communities and their residents.

That spirit and initiative is precisely why Rotary is an ideal partner, says Ryan Mahoney, a water, sanitation, and hygiene adviser at USAID. “The biggest upside has been the [Rotarian] volunteer energy to go out and see projects and engage with local communities on an ongoing basis, while advocating toward the countries’ authorities,” Mahoney says. “Few organizations can bring the same level of scale and breadth.”

It’s the influence of Rotary members, their ability to mobilize all kinds of public and private resources, their local presence and commitment to their communities, and their ability to build creative partnerships that makes it possible to create and expand that kind of relationship.

John Hewko, Rotary’s general secretary and CEO, has spent more than a decade watching the Rotary-USAID Partnership grow, and understands why it continues to succeed. “USAID has missions in most countries,” says Hewko, “but they don’t have deep roots in communities like Rotary has. That’s why this kind of collaborative partnership is so valuable. Each partner brings unique skills and talents to the table.”

Members have skills and talents — including the ability to advocate for communities and their needs and to mobilize community members to accept ownership of, participate in, and monitor the function of acquired services.

“Rotarians may not have resources at the scale and scope of USAID,” says Theophilus Mensah, a Rotary program manager in Ghana. “But our voice is equally valuable. In all partnerships, make sure you know what you bring and what you’ll gain.”

One of the biggest lessons in the Rotary-USAID Partnership stems from Denham’s initiative to begin the conversation early and in earnest. It’s easy to talk, but it’s not as easy to listen and really evaluate how a prospective partner can fit into and amplify the work you’re already engaged in. As Denham says, “Be sure you’re having a genuine dialogue from the beginning. And that means listening to one another.”

Coffee Chat at Impressa, Unley Shopping Centre

10.30 am on the first Friday of the month is good for a chat with Rotary friends and a caffeine fix - Next one is Friday 4 August 2023

Upcoming Meeting

Tuesday 18 July 2023 6 for 6.30pm Castello's Cucina, Living Choice 
The State Opera - Mark Taylor
Reception Robyn Brendan Kenny and John Kikkert
 
Tuesday 25 July 2023 6 for 6.30pm Jacks on Unley
Pride of Workmanship Awards - Chris Davis
 
Apologies and Meeting Enquiries to: Secretary Greg McLeod on 0417 811 838 or email to secretary@unleyrotary.org.au
Venue Set-up Enquiries to: Bulletin Editor Stephen Baker on 0403 687 015
 

Saturday Thrift Shop Roster

Early Shift: 10.00am to 1.00pm    Late Shift: 1.00pm to 4.00pm 
 
Week 1: 1 July 2023    
Early:  Jerry Casburn & Haydn Baillie |  Late: Robyn Carnachan & Leonie Kewen
 
Week 2: 8 July 2023  
Early: Greg Mcleod & Wendy Andrews |  Late: Virginia Cossid & Vera-Ann Stacy
 
Week 3: 15 July 2023  
Early: David Middleton & Nathan White  |  Late: Vera Holt & Rhonda Hoare
 
Week 4: 22 July 2023    
Early: Stephen Baker & Judi Corcoran |  Late: Jason Booth & Vera-Ann Stacy
 
Week 5: 29 July 2023  
Early: Bob Mullins & Wendy Andrews |  Late: Virginia Cossid & Paul Duke
 
Rotarians, who are unable to attend as rostered, please arrange a swap or as a very last resort contact: Vivienne Wood 0408 819 630; e-mail: vwood@ozemail.com.au

Mitre 10 and Bunnings Barbeques 

The Mitre 10 BBQs are the first and third Saturdays of each month. Morning shift 8.30am - 12 noon; afternoon shift 12.00 - 3.30pm, then clean-up.....next one is Saturday 15 July 2023.
 
 
ALL the Bunnings Mile End Barbeque shifts are from 8am to 5pm
Morning shift: 8.00am – 12.30pm | Afternoon shift: 12.30 – 5pm
We have been allocated the last Monday of each month.....next one is Monday 31 July 2023.
 

The Tale End.....  

Not many great jokes about birds - mainly puns, and they're all smilers rather than knee slappers.
Police found a large number of dead crows on the Highway yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu...
 
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and it's been confirmed the problem was not Bird Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts, however, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

By analysing this paint residue, it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorries, while only 2% were killed by cars.

Ornithological Behaviourists wondered if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of lorry kills versus car kills. They quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the look-out crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry".
 
Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
 
It"s called Chirpes.
It's one of those canarial diseases.
And, I hear it's untweetable.
 
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds…
 
They’ve left no tern unstoned…
 
A pirate walked into a bar.
 
He had a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand. The bartender was curious. "How did you get that wooden leg?" he asked.

The pirate took a swig of ale. "'Twas a terrible sea battle. I stood bravely, directly facing 12 cannons. All they managed to hit was my leg."

The bartender said "What about your hook?"

The pirate took another long swig. "Arrrr, twas the day the British navy caught me. They tied me to the mast, I escaped by gnawing my own hand off."

The bartender was growing sceptical. "And how did you get that eyepatch?"

The pirate took another swig. "Twas a mutiny. Me own crew left me marrooned on a desert island. But I had no fear. I lay down on the sand to wait to be rescued. As I looked up, a seagull flew over and pooped in me eye."

The bartender said "That's ridiculous, no one loses an eye from bird muck."

The pirate finished his ale in one gulp, and grimaced. "Twas the first day with the hook."
 
What do vegans get instead of bird flu?
 
Toflu
 
Bird Impression
 
A traveling sideshow puts up a help wanted ad. A guy gets all excited and applies.

The sideshow owner brings him in for an interview and asks, "Ok, what's your talent? What can you do for me?"

The guy says "I do a really great bird impression!"

The owner responds, "Pff, no thanks. Plenty of people can do that."

So the guy says "Oh..ok...well thanks anyway,' and flies away.
 
What bird never sings the lyrics to a song?
 
A hummingbird.
 
Big Bird walks into a gritty bar off Sesame Street.
 
He sits all alone and orders a beer. "Sometimes I just feel left out by all my peers. You know, all alone," he complains to the bartender. "I guess I just feel ostrich sized."
 
 
 
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