banner
THE UNLEY ROTARIAN: Meeting 4166 - 3 Septembert 2019 Website: https://portal.clubrunner.ca/2039/
 Rotary Club of Unley Inc.

 District 9520 - Chartered 17 April 1935

 President:  Jason Booth: 0419 034 063
 Secretary:  Vera Holt: 0412 071 208
 Address:  PO Box 18, Unley SA 5061
 Email:  vera.holt@hotmail.com
 Meetings:  Tuesdays at 6.00 for     6.30pm
 Venue:
 Damien on Fisher, 123 Fisher Street, Fullarton SA
President Jason Booth
 

NEXT WEEK IS DE QUIZ WHERE GENIUS WILL BE UNVEILED

Our Last Meeting

 
Venue:                      Damien on Fisher
 
Guest Speakers:      Stephen Baker and Vera Holt
 
Guest:                      Graham Ey
 
Attendance:              20  Members 1 Guest
 

President  Jason's Announcements

Welcome back Heather, Robyn and John K.

The Police Officer of the Year Award will take place at the Royal Adelaide Showgrounds on Friday of this week. Leonie is officer-in-charge and Sorel will be standing in for Jason.

Guest Speaker : Stephen Baker - Canal boating in Scotland.

Stephen explained that the original inspiration to tackle canal boating happened 40 years ago on a trip to the UK and Europe when helping a yachtie negotiate a lock in Scotland as the snow fell. The yachtie explained that much of the UK is criss-crossed with canals worthy of sailing. It was put on he and Beverley's bucket list and given further impetus when Bob Mills related his and Maria's experience with canal boating. The Caledonian Canal, some 60 miles in length across Scotland from Fort William to Inverness, was chosen because all the locks have lockmasters spring through to autumn....no need to break a leg scaling the lock face. The road trip from Edinburgh is spectacular as is the scenery on the Caledonian lochs and canals.
 
Le Boat is stationed at Laggan; the vessel chosen was comfortable and warm (useful when the temperature dropped below zero at night) but there was an issue with the 4-5 second delay in motor pick-up and the sloppy neutral on the top deck. There were early mishaps including Beverley falling over when getting off to secure the ropes because the pontoons were a tad lower than the boat deck, A near disaster unfolded when backing the boat into a mooring near Inverness, with the stern collecting another boat and Beverley's leg became a fender.
 
After these early glitches everything worked smoothly...and Beverley recovered quickly.  They motored from one end of the Caledonian to the other and the last three days were spent travelling by car to places which could not be accessed by the boat. The towns of Fort Augustus and Fort William are worth a visit and Loch Ness is a biggy...dramatic and imposing but no monster on show. The trip was memorable and highly recommended. Stephen mentioned other parts of Scotland, Northern Ireland and Eire which formed part of their adventure.
 

Guest Speaker: Vera Holt - Honorary Consul

Vera is the Honorary Consul for the Czech Republic. Vera was born in Czechoslovakia, but left when 16. She believes that close connection with her former homeland, and her qualifications as a JP, an accountant, and with business and government experience prompted the appointment. During the 1990s time was spent in Prague managing bankruptcies and privatisation,
 
The appointment is for 5 years, and training is in Sydney where the Czech Consul has his office. There are 200 such unpaid consuls across the globe.This is a job for love......almost all the costs are borne by the appointee.
 
Duties include:
  • certification of documents and identities similar to her JP responsibilities
  • initial handling of tourists in  crisis (none to date)
  • social interaction including official functions at Government House, the Town Hall and multicultural events
  • identification of opportunities for trade and business
  • keeping in touch with her community...there are 3,000 - 4,000 Czechs in SA and she often visits the Czechoslovakian Club in Brompton
Vera highlighted a number of attractions worthy of a visit to the Czech Republic, The economy is bubbling along with strong tourist growth...Spa Towns are big business.
 
Vera and Stephen were thanked for their presentations.
 
SPOTS
 
Jerry Casburn only had 3:
  • Pride of Work material is being delivered to businesses this week by 10  Unley volunteers. Each pack has instructions on how to persuade businesses to have the posters displayed. The award night will be on Wednesday 23 October, most likely at Barzaar.
  • The next visit to Calperum for cleaning and painting will be 12-13 October
  • The week after next we will visit the Unley Museum followed by dinner at Cremorne Hotel. Members will receive separate invitations for the visit and feed.
Graham Beckett reported that only 28 raffle books had been sold (mainly by Patsy and Valerie) for Pink Ribbon and we need to sell 35 to break even.....more effort is needed....lack of eftpos was costing dearly.
 
Patsy Beckett extolled the virtues of the club car trial on October 26, and reminded members and friends, that if booking trips through Phil Hoffman, Unley Rotary should be mentioned for the club to receive a small bonus.
 
Sorel Coward was happy that the US $2000 had been raised for Shelter Box, but less happy about a return to hospital. The KI sponsored walk will be in a month's time.
 
John Peacham thanked those members who had provided donations for Cambodia.
 
 
Finale
 
Stephen fittingly aced everyone with a 6 of diamonds for the big bucks and Trevor collected the chocolates...….seats will be sold next week at the winning table. Graham B was flattered that his son presented him with a Bunnings sausage aftershave certificate for Father's Day...see Bunnings advert below. Anniversaries - Dennis Liddle was inducted on 8 September 2016 and Jason's daughter is turning 10.....need to sign her up now that she has made the anniversary list.
Errata The editor previously reported that Sorel had incurred significant injury walking across Kangaroo Island when she had actually done it at training....the walk is yet to come....hope she has a good physio on her team and her mates are strong enough to carry her..
 
Jason blew his 4 minute credit from last week in closing the meeting.
 
Rotary News

Over 4000 people benefit from Global Grant

Ten schools in Limpopo, South Africa,  have been successfully equipped with a reliable water supply.
 
The Rotary Clubs of Polokwane and Rotary Club of Pietersburg 100 from District 9400 and Ankeny from District 6000 in the United States managed the $161,844 Global Grant.
 
Hy Vee Corporation, USA was a sponsor and Blessman Ministries provided skills and motivated the clubs to get involved.
 
Providing Clean Water Infrastructure in South Africa
 
The main project objectives were to provide productive boreholes (wells) to schools in remote rural villages where there was either no supply of water or the supply was unreliable.
 
Effective water supply management committees were set up at each village to ensure ownership and ongoing maintenance of systems that were to be set in place.
Initially, a large number of schools in Limpopo which are struggling for a basic water supply were identified.
 
The geology of each area was investigated to determine the physical possibility of finding groundwater and the feasibility of a successful drilling project at each site. This process, taking place across much of the vast Limpopo Province, took 12 months.
 
At the end of that process, ten rural schools were identified as those most likely to benefit from the project.
 
Once the water quality and yield and depth of each school’s borehole had been determined and the appropriate pump had been identified, a service provider in each area was contracted to install and secure the pump, piping, tap and storage tank.
 
With the sustainability of the project in view, a water committee was set up at each school, a process successfully facilitated by Kabelo Bopape of Blessman Ministries.
 
Signs were erected at each school, identifying the role of Rotary International and Rotary Clubs in South Africa, Blessman Ministries and Hy Vee, in the water project.
 
 

Our Upcoming Meetings

Tuesday 10 September 2019 6 for 6.30pm at Damien on Fisher
Event: The Quiz with QM Bob Mullins
Chair: Bob Mills.....Set-up, Welcome and Attendance: Robyn Carnachan & Jerry Casburn
 
Tuesday 17 September 2019 6pm at Unley Museum
Event: Vocational Visit to Unley Museum followed by dinner at the Cremorne Hotel
Chair: laissez-faire
 
Tuesday 24 September 2019 6 for 6.30pm Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: SA Police Officer of the Year 2019
Chair: Bob Mills......Set up, Welcome and Apologies: Robyn Carnachan & Jerry Casburn
 
Apologies to: Jerry Casburn by e-mail jerry@thecasburns.com.au  or  0407 646 396
Meeting Enquiries to: Secretary Vera Holt on 0412 071 208 or email to unley.secretary@rotaryclub.org.au
Venue Set-up Enquiries to: Bulletin Editor Stephen Baker on 0403 687 015

Saturday Thrift Shop Roster

 
Early Shift: 10.00am to 1.00pm    Late Shift: 1.00pm to 4.00pm 
 
Week 1: 7 September 2019
Early: Vera Holt & Jerry Casburn |  Late: Robyn Carnachan + (John Peacham) 
 
Week 2: 14 September 2019
Early: Greg Mcleod & (John Kikkert)|  Late: Wendy Andrews & Heather Kilsby
 
Week 3: 21 September 2019
Early: David Middleton & Nathan White  |  Late: Pam Trimmer & Ken Haines 
 
Week 4: 28 September 2019
Early: Stephen Baker & Judi Corcoran |  Late: Rhonda Hoare & Jason Booth
 
Week 5: 
Early: Bob Mullins & Wendy Andrews |  Late: Jerry Casburn & Reno Elms
 
Rotarians, who are unable to attend as rostered, please arrange a swap or as a very last resort contact: Pam Trimmer (T) 8293 2612; (M) 0415 238 333; e-mail: pamela.trimmer@bigpond.com

Bunnings Mile End Barbeque

ALL the Bunnings Mile End Barbeque shifts are from 8am to 5pm
Next Date: Monday 30 September
Morning shift: 8.00am – 12.30pm | Afternoon shift: 12.30 – 5pm
 
 
 
The next Mitre 10 BBQ (now first Saturday of each month) will be on 5 October

 

 

 

The Tale End.……

 

Common Sense

 A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot
The doctor comes in and says,
"Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it".
The man groans, but the doctor goes on,
"You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap. 
It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up.
"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.
But I understand that you have been married for over forty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.
If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.
If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.
It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have and she has helped me make a decision".
"And what is your decision?" asks the doctor.
 
       "We're getting granite benchtops".