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THE UNLEY ROTARIAN: Meeting 4167 - 10 September 2019 Website: https://portal.clubrunner.ca/2039/
 Rotary Club of Unley Inc.

 District 9520 - Chartered 17 April 1935

 President:  Jason Booth: 0419 034 063
 Secretary:  Vera Holt: 0417 892 624
 Address:  PO Box 18, Unley SA 5061
 Email:  vera.holt@hotmail.com
 Meetings:  Tuesdays at 6.00 for     6.30pm
 Venue:
 Damien on Fisher, 123 Fisher Street, Fullarton SA
President Jason Booth
 

NEXT WEEK WE ARE INTO THE UNLEY MUSEUM

Our Last Meeting

 
Venue:                      Damien on Fisher
 
Event:                       Master Quiz with Bob Mullins
 
Guest:                       Graham Ey, Karen Forrest, Sue Killion
 
Attendance:               23  Members  3 Guests
 

President  Jason's Announcements

Welcome back to Bob Mills, Bob Mullins, Brenton Judge, Joe Evangelista, Christina Way, Marlene Small

And there was something about brain transplants.

Jason asked Brendon Kenny to report on the SA Police Officer of the Year ceremony at the Showgrounds last Friday. Chief Inspector Matt Nairn in charge of the Adelaide Local Service Area was selected. There were a number of strong nominations this year. The ceremony was very pleasing and well attended (despite the inclement weather) by police, Rotarians and family and friends of Matt. 

Master (should have been Mistress given the female domination) Quiz with Bob Mullins

Bob had ploughed the stratosphere for testing quiz questions aimed at pushing members to the limits of their intelligence. The cost of entry to answer a question was a silver coin and the reward for a correct answer was a mintie…...Bob's way of issuing a double penalty (like a red card in soccer) for being too smart.
 
It must be said that despite his best efforts there was not a question which was left without a correct answer. It could be concluded that he should have selected more male oriented questions because there was a never ending array of female hands decorating the air.
 
Of the 30 odd questions posed almost half were scooped up successfully by the trio of Judi Corcoran (6), Valerie Bonython (4) and Sue Killion (4)….see below. At the editor's all male table a pact had been made to not arrogantly display exceptional knowledge......and that worked a treat.
 
All-in-all a fun-time thanks to Bob.
 
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SPOTS
 
Jerry Casburn only had two announcements....a below par performance:
  • Wine labelling at Langmeil Winery is on again this year with Shiraz, Cabernet Sauvignon and maybe a white wine....date to be announced
  • our club's visit to Calperum for clean up and painting is scheduled for 11-13 October.
Graham Beckett at the Mitre 10 BBQ last Saturday spent an inordinate time saving the canopy from taking off in the high winds.....but a healthy return of $339 was achieved.
 
Patsy Beckett reminded about the car trial on Sunday 26 October.
 
Valerie Bonython re Pink Ribbon reminded that raffle books need to be returned by 5 October, and more Rotarian bums on seats are needed....will be a super event with the guest speaker, silent auction, door and raffle prizes and outstanding morning tea.
 
 
 
Finale
 
Christina Way, newly returned from  a fabulous trip abroad, resumed her uncanny form and again won the big bucks while Greg McLeod purloined the chockies. There was a rash of happiness: Bob Mullins because Port made the SANFL grand final; Stephen had top fashion socks given for Father's Day (enough to turn Ken green with envy); Brendon extolled the efforts of Leonie for POOTY and was delighted that the Unley Concert Band had finished top of the pops last Sunday at the Show; David M because his wife Sue now had a Labrador to replace their much loved pooch which died recently; Trevor because his son lucked into a $100 stand-bye ticket to London; and Bob Mills whose grandsons in Cairns had starred in their football finals. Patsy fined all a $1 for sharing her joy at the retaining of the Ashes
 
Jason closed the meeting with a 3 minute credit. 
 

SA Police Officer of the Year 2019

Another great occasion for the club with the presentation at the Showgrounds on 6 September. Below is Sorel announcing the award and Chief Inspector Matt Nairn receiving it from DG Tim Klar.
Below DG Tim Klar presents the perpetual shield with Matt's name added to Commissioner Grant Stevens. Our good mate Police events coordinator Geraldine looks on.
Now we are into the heady stuff with Matt and media groupie Leonie being interviewed by Sonya Feldhoff of the ABC
 
 
 
Rotary News

Why Passport clubs work

Gold Coast Passport Rotary Club of District 9640 at Karma Collab Hub in June.

 

A passport Rotary club is designed to attract a diverse demographic, and from my perspective, it’s working. On the last Tuesday of each month, I merrily waltz my way into Karma Collab Hub for an evening of wine, cheese, laughter and community impact; all in the company of great friends and with the guidance of Rotary members from local clubs. It’s unlike any community I’ve ever experienced, and I’ve come to realise that my Rotary badge is consistently (and quite unintentionally) accompanied by a wide grin.

Young Australian’s are eager to help create a better world. Rotary continues to bring people together to create lasting change in our communities and globally. With Gold Coast Passport Rotary Club of District 9640 (Australia), we’re reaching younger professionals in our area with the message of how Rotary allows members to use their passion, energy, and intelligence to take action. Our club is modeled after similar ones in the United States.

Governor-elect Andy Rajapakse and Candice Olivier, our club president, first crossed paths at a Junior Chamber of Commerce event earlier this year and quickly became an unstoppable dynamic duo with a vision to shape a new type of club. Before long, whispers of a do-good travel club spread, and 20 proud members were on hand to celebrate the idea of “Service Above Self” during our charter meeting 5 June.

Flexible format

Our clubhouse, a funky creative co-working space, now buzzes with the excitement and ideas of 26 members. Twenty-one of those members are under the age of 35. But where our diversity really shines is in talent and skill sets; all of which are put to good use.

The flexible format and obvious potential for members to dive in and have an impact globally makes our club very appealing. We uphold the values of Rotary, while adopting a flexible format that appeals to those whose time is limited. Those who would otherwise be too busy are now experiencing Rotary’s friendship and giving back to their community, locally and globally.

Like any other Rotary club, we pay full dues to Rotary International and our district. We all live or work on the Gold Coast (south of Brisbane on Australia’s east coast). Our club predominantly acts as a feeder club, supporting other local Rotary clubs in terms of service projects making possible high levels of community engagement across a variety of projects. Recently we assisted a 73-year-old club, the oldest in our area, to establish a social growth and business development series to attract new members.

Baby Give Back

As a passport club we aren’t required to engage in projects of our own but that’s hardly the case. We’re running technology drives for school children, with our first donation of laptops delivered to the Bali School Project in July. And soon we will be assisting Baby Give Back, putting together beautiful hampers for newborn babies of families in crisis. Our future is alight with many collaborations and we’re spreading as far and wide as we can.

Rotary itself is remarkable. We’re simply creating new ways to engage more people to help extend our reach both in terms of member diversity and in geography. We’re nothing if not an eager and action-focused family and I think it’s important to note that the smiles we bear reflect the past, the present, and the future of an evolving Rotary.

A passport club is a Rotary club that encourages members to attend other Rotary club meetings as long as they attend a specified number of meetings in their own club each year. Members are also encouraged to participate in service projects organized by other Rotary clubs. It appeals to people who travel frequently, or those who enjoy trying a variety of club experiences and meeting new people. Learn more in the Guide to Passport Clubs.

 
 

Our Upcoming Meetings

Tuesday 17 September 2019 6pm sharp at Unley Museum
Event: Vocational Visit to Unley Museum followed by dinner at the Cremorne Hotel
Chair: laissez-faire
 
Tuesday 24 September 2019 6 for 6.30pm Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Matt Nairn, SA Police Officer of the Year 2019
Chair: Bob Mills......Set up, Welcome and Apologies: Robyn Carnachan & Jerry Casburn
 
Tuesday 1 October 2019 6 for 6.30pm Damien on Fisher
Event: Rotary Youth Leadership Award presentation
Chair: Bob Mills...….Set up, Welcome and Apologies: Judi Corcoran & Virginia Cossid
 
Apologies to: Jerry Casburn by e-mail jerry@thecasburns.com.au  or  0407 646 396
Meeting Enquiries to: Secretary Vera Holt on 0412 071 208 or email to unley.secretary@rotaryclub.org.au
Venue Set-up Enquiries to: Bulletin Editor Stephen Baker on 0403 687 015

Saturday Thrift Shop Roster

 
Early Shift: 10.00am to 1.00pm    Late Shift: 1.00pm to 4.00pm 
 
Week 1: 5 October 2019
Early: Vera Holt & Jerry Casburn |  Late: Robyn Carnachan + (John Peacham) 
 
Week 2: 14 September 2019
Early: Greg Mcleod & (John Kikkert)|  Late: Wendy Andrews & Heather Kilsby
 
Week 3: 21 September 2019
Early: David Middleton & Nathan White  |  Late: Pam Trimmer & Ken Haines 
 
Week 4: 28 September 2019
Early: Stephen Baker & Judi Corcoran |  Late: Rhonda Hoare & Jason Booth
 
Week 5: 
Early: Bob Mullins & Wendy Andrews |  Late: Jerry Casburn & Reno Elms
 
Rotarians, who are unable to attend as rostered, please arrange a swap or as a very last resort contact: Pam Trimmer (T) 8293 2612; (M) 0415 238 333; e-mail: pamela.trimmer@bigpond.com

Bunnings Mile End Barbeque

ALL the Bunnings Mile End Barbeque shifts are from 8am to 5pm
Next Date: Monday 30 September
Morning shift: 8.00am – 12.30pm | Afternoon shift: 12.30 – 5pm
 
The next Mitre 10 BBQ (now first Saturday of each month) will be on 5 October

The Tale End.……

Taxidermist

A woman and her 12-year-old son  were riding in a taxi in Detroit.  It  was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings    "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"   "They're  waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. 
 
The taxi driver turned around and said, "Geez, lady, why don't you tell the kid the truth?  They're hookers, boy!  They have sex with men for money." 
 
The little boy's eyes got wide and he asked, "Is that  true, Mom?" 
 
His mother,  glaring hard at the driver, answered, "Yes." 
 
After a few minutes the kid asked, "Mom, if those women have  babies, what happens to them?" 
 
She replied, "Most of them become taxi drivers."
 

Ku Klux Klan

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.  This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.  I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.  Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.  The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?  Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression"  Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a beautiful blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew.  Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding  I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.  I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared
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Editor's note